Darth Jar Jar

Darth Jar Jar is the sith lord and true self of Jar Jar Binks, having absorbed every thing that has A Page on this wiki (Besides Reimu). He is responsible for everything that has happened in star wars, all started from Jar Jar's Plan which initally had him be saved by obi-wan starting the star wars. Jar Jar's plan is so great it's better improvised, is more complex then and even includes Palpatine's Plan. He intentionally acts dumb and disguises in the form of A Gungan, since his true intelligence and forms cannot be grasped due to the sheer omnipotence and meta-cosmological insights he provides. He used to have A Different Name, But Darth Jar Jar is funnier and has more relation to star wars.

Feats

 * Manipulated Palpatine and caused Palpatine to believe he manipulate Jar Jar and not the other way, when infact jar jar is the manipulator (Solar System level)

Powers

 * Anything in Star Wars, even the death star superlaser and Palpatine's Force Wormhole
 * BIG DOODOO - Literal Gigantic Shit. This Shit is so powerful that if it's thrown at someone that person will have their soul crushed. Only way to defeat this is to have A Kodeibu, In which if the kodeibu has enough shit the person using the kodeibu as A Shield will be okay (This Works similarily to the spirit bomb).

Notable Wins

 * Everything and Everyone in Star Wars
 * Everything and Everyone in Star Trek
 * Everything and Everyone in pretty much any other space, Sci-fi, Space Fantasy or otherwise

Notable Losses

 * Can't Actually be Funny - Well, Actually it could be funny (and this version is). The Problem arises due to the fact there are people, theorist and theories that take it seriously (even saying it's officially canon) and use illogical evidence (like jar jar being plagueis reincarnated despite the fact that jar jar existed BEFORE Plagueis died and him being Plagueis reincarnated before death has literally no evidence to back up) to try and prove it, so it's just stupid. Due to this, most darth jar jars will never be funny nor will all serious attempts at proving darth jar jar be able to be taken seriously.